Bruce Carter has a Bachelor of Arts degree from Eastern Washington University, apparently granted some time during the Paleozoic era. It reads “B.A. Liberal Arts: Interdisciplinary Studies combining Philosophy and Theater” because it never occurred to him to focus on a major until it was far, far too late.
He has two ex-wives, one daughter, and has worked in a variety of jobs (mostly in call centers) where he has achieved an 8th degree black belt in Microsoft Excel.
To this day he remains convinced that he is the smartest person he has ever met, even against the massive and ever-mounting pile of evidence to the contrary.